Wanna hear a sad story?
a few days ago i was working with a fourth grader and we were talking about .. for some reason.. oranges. Anyway, we were talking and she said that she loves eating vegetables and fruit because her dream job is to become a supermodel. She said she stays away from all candy because it's bad for her and she'll get fat.
How sad is that? Oh well. I complimented her a lot after that and told her she didn't need to be skinny like her pencil to be pretty.

Um anyway, went to philly yesterday with jenell and her mom to hang out with Louise and her boyfriend Paul. It was nice to see Louise again considering the last time I saw her I tortured her with my friends at the time. I hope this more relaxed trip made up for it.

Here are some pictures :)



Paul enjoying a philly cheesesteak



Us in a very windy philly.. look how pretty louise's eyes look!

A few weeks ago, Jenell and I went to sing Kareoke in west chester. Here are some wonderful youtube clips from the expierence.
Jenell singing "Shadowboxer", I wanted to get "Ain't No Other Man" (she killed it!) but there were too many people there at the time
Eavvon and Dan singing, "Not Gonna Get Us"... eavvon didn't know the words, but it's dan's favorite song.
Lisa and i singing "Celebrity Skin" and getting heckled by Eavvon.. the song cut off then :(

Also, the other night, Jenell had another show! She did amazingly and wow-ed many.



And here is the video to accompany THAT
Jenell singing the fan favorite, "For You (lucky charms)"

So that's all the multimedia I am sharing today :)

ps: you can see more pictures at my picture-a-day-blog, in case you missed it before, Here.

BYE!

Holla peeps and shit like that!

So yesterday was the final day of 2005. Yup! Since Jenell was dying and all, we had a very low-key night.

First we went to TGI Friday and Jenell made our waiter malfunction when she asked him for french fries instead of vegetables and broccoli. Then I made him malfunction when I asked him for a new straw for my drink since Jenell contaminated it with sickness. Poor Robot. But it was crazy, "Wake Up" by Hilary Duff came on and as soon as the chorus came on, everyone threw down whatever they had and got up and did a big coreographed dance. It was like a freaking Broadway play! It was so fun! After it was over though, our waiter, who just so happened to be the one most into it, malfunctioned yet again. Someone needs to get him a new battery or something.

Put afterwards, we got home and we opened the champange and we had big ass glasses to pour them in. For serious! After that glass, I used my mini alcoholic bottles to have some screw drivers and jenell finished her champange ontop of her medication. Wonder if that was a good idea? ;)

But we said, "get out 2005" and when it was 2006, a star fell from the sky and landed right in the living room and Gizmo ate it. Crazy!


SOOOO that was my new years. ( Let's recap 2005 -  )

HAPPY NEW YEARS ALL!

man..

tomorrow I go to see the faint.
Friday I go to see Ashlee Simpson.
Saturday I go see Gogol Bordello.

is that not the strangest list of consecutive shows? I think ashlee simpson is what throws off the mix.

ANYWAY, so yesterday Jenell, Matt and I went into Philly to buy Nada Surf, Gogol Bordello, Metric and the Faint.

HOWEVER: this all went to hell. The TLA was closed so we couldn't get Nada Surf or Gogol. AND I really didn't desire a trip to the Troc, so the Faint was also nixed. HOWEVER!! Metric surpassed the odds and we got those bitches!

But it was fun, anyway. We went to the South Street Diner and Matt couldn't stop passing gas EVER. When we got back, we stopped at the radio station so I could steal the non-curse version of Kanye's new CD. EW RIGHT?! Right. Oh well, the poorman's option I guess.

But hey, nothing, and I mean nothing, could compare to the excitement and adventure of...

( PENNSYLVANIA RENNISSANCE FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

WHEW.
that was some update.
ps - why is that mood theme picture "Creative"?

Leave a comment on this entry before next Sunday, and the author will add another dollar to his total Red Cross donation. Spread the word!


thanks to clumsygyrl for the link.

i wish i could but i can't because people like to make fun of my dead cat anonymously...

and that is sad.

sooooo





for sure.

Oh nothing.. just rockin out to jpop.


ME AND MATT MADE UP JPOP DANCE.

it's almost november 2nd..

go watch this.

http://boss.streamos.com/qtime/interscope/eminem/encore/video/mosh-rev/300_mosh-rev.mov

Given two singers...

Pierre of Simple Plan and Jordan of New Found Glory....

which makes you wish you were deaf more?

seriously, comment and tell me which one you think is worse.


hell we're leavin this one public.
EVERYONE SHARE YOUR INSIGHT

check it!!

http://www.themeatrix.com/

it's uh HYSTERICAL you'll laugh your ASS off wait till the and make sure you pay LOTS of attention the whole time.. cause.. it definently a "go veg" type campaign.. no way.. not at all.. *cough*


(thanks gabe!)

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WITH A YELLOW CONDOM ON YOUR HEAD!!!! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!!!





damn stef and i are the coolest.

mmmaatt isn't it the shit?!

jamie the future rich: 'i hope the real justin timberlake emails me and offers me money to take that off my livejournal..
jamie the future rich: i'd be so happy
stef the future also rich: LOL
stef the future also rich: i know like he did with all those other people
jamie the future rich: yeah for real. me and that girl with the site i found it on are the only two he hasn't gotten to
stef the future also rich: now ill add it to mine and we'll pollute the system!
stef the future also rich: ill get money tooo!
stef the future also rich: thank jj!
jamie the future rich: YES!! HAHAHAHAHAH
jamie the future rich: you're welcome.

AH HA!!

http://www.bracketmedia.com/tomjones/

there it is.. the place my friends and i frequent often. Good ol' TJ's.

oh and i love that song "shut your mouth" by garbage...........




i forgot i had a paper due today and had an hour to write it.
i walked to class in pouring rain and the front of my jeans were soaked
i unintentionally walked in 2 feet deep puddles.

MOM: yesterday we got or you got a supena for your arrest. it said make it easy on yourself and turn yourself in
MOM: it was sent to the Millville police to come to our house and arrest you for *mumblemumblemumble*
MOM: we saved it for you so you could keep it for a souvenier
MOM: Jamie are you still there
THE CRIMINAL JAMIE: WHAT?!
MOM: I am not kidding
THE CRIMINAL JAMIE: i'm supposed to get arrested?!
MOM: yep!
THE CRIMINAL JAMIE: wanan call me and tell me what happened? cause i'm curious
MOM: good thing you were out of state or I would have been baking you a cake with a file in it
THE CRIMINAL JAMIE: oooooooooohhhhhh great. ok you're gonna have to call me.


yes ladies and gentlemen. i am a CONVICT!!!!

you love bernardi don't you?

everyone's doing it..

go join the community.
bernardi

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Your Famous Last Words by piledrivefinger
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Stef made that one..

and it's SO fuckin weird because THAT HAPPENED TO ME ON MONDAY!!!!!@!!!!!!!

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Why Will A Celebrity Kill you? by cat_stevens
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i made that, go take it and put it in your journal.

Jamie: why is there a hole in the box?
Oz: I don't know.
[jamie and oz stare at the hole]
Oz: It's deep!
Jamie: Freddy Kruger is gonna get us.
Oz: [stands up quickly] Jamie don't say that!!!

I love the way galaxies and star clusters look and all that jazz.. LOVE it.

yesterday - the bugs attacked.

1. A small girl shoves a dead moth in my face. Needless to say, I freaked the hell out and ran across the playground.
2. A giant, three inch long grasshoper landed next to my head. Needless to say, I freaked the hell out and ran across the deck.
3. A huge spider was making a web above my head. I just moved over an inch or two, i was fine.

and the worst attack of the day:
4. While at Jenn's bank with Jenn and Shannon, a huge HUGE huge fuckin moth flew into the car. I stopped talking mid-sentence and let out a blood curdling scream while scrunching up in the seat and covering my head.

i hate bugs.

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young HOME MAKER named 50 CENT. He was HAPPILY FUCKING in the HOT forest when he met DIRRTY MARILYN MANSON, a run-away CLOTHING INSPECTOR from the GRIMY Queen AVIRL LAVIGNGENE.

50 CENT could see that DIRRTY MARILYN MANSON was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his FAT PITA BREAD. DIRRTY MARILYN MANSON was thankful for 50 CENT's PITA BREAD, so he told 50 CENT a very SKINNY story about Queen AVIRL LAVIGNGENE's daughter BRITNEY SPEARS. How her mother, the GRIMY Queen AVIRL LAVIGNGENE, kept her locked away in a MANSION protected by a gigantic ANT EATER, because BRITNEY SPEARS was so SHARP.

50 CENT LAUGHED. He vowed to DIRRTY MARILYN MANSON the CLOTHING INSPECTOR that he would save the SHARP BRITNEY SPEARS. He would JUMP the ANT EATER, and take BRITNEY SPEARS far away from her eveil mother, the GRIMY Queen AVIRL LAVIGNGENE, and DO her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a CUTE HOWLING WOLF and DIRRTY MARILYN MANSON the CLOTHING INSPECTOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ANT EATER from his story. GRIMY Queen AVIRL LAVIGNGENE ATE out from behind a FEATHER and struck 50 CENT dead. In the far off MANSION you could hear a "PAHLOOGELSPOCK!".

THE END.

Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com

THEY KILLED FIDDY!!!!!

disclaimer: this is the longest livejournal update i ever plan on making. but its funny... i think....

today, was the fucking coolest day ever.

Jenn was being stalked by MTV because they wanted her on that "Say what? Kareoke!" show. They kept calling her, and finally she agreed to coming up there today.

So today, at noon, Jenn, her brother Andrew, and myself, all got in the car and got on a train and ended up in New York.

It was, of course, like EVERY SINGLE DAY.. raining. But who cares, right? We kept on trucking to Times Square.

We got there early, were supposed to be there at 5, but we got there at 4:30. So instead of going in really early, we decided to go to a few stores..

that's when everything started going down.. and when I say everything, I MEAN WHOA HO BUDDY! BUCKLE UP CAUSE THIS IS SOME RIDE!!!

( #1 Unbelieveable Story )
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So after that, we went to this little New York store. You know, they're covered with New York Goods. So, we go in, still in AWE of just meeting Kelly Clarkson.

We're laughing and talking about how weird that girl was, with her huge smile. It's kinda sad that she's so crazy. I mean, she used to be a waitress and now she's a smiling, must sign, screaming her songs, freak.

Well, we were back by these paintings that were, well, HOT, and we're looking and I glance next to us to see...

JULIA FUCKIN STILES.

I mean, come on.. no way.. two celebrites in one day?!

I tapped Jenn and Andrew and we walked over to Julia and I tapped her shoulder. It was kind of weird because I've never approached a celebrity on the street. I've always wondered, "Oh what if i saw __________ what would I do?"

Well. basically...

( #2 Unbelieveable Story )

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Now we had Julia Stiles with us. Which, hey, not a problem, but you know, MTV might be peeved that we're bringing extra people with us. But Julia told us that "it's ok. I'm Julia Stiles. They let me do this kind of thing."

So whatever, guess we MAY AS WELL believe the big star "julia" and all..

Anyway, we go back to MTV now. And of course, MTV security DID have a problem. Not with Julia, but with JENN. But, after a few minutes, the guy found a piece of paper with her name on it, so we were cleared. Then "Chas" came down and brought us all upstairs.

We then got to see the "inner workings" of one floor of MTV that was empty because it was Saturday. BUT WHATEVER. We kept on truckin!!! Julia bragged the whole way to the room because she's "been on TRL when people were there". What a bitch. I really didn't like her. She was all about Julia and her status at MTV. I told Andrew later to "ditch the bitch" and he said he TRIED but she was talking about marriage or some shit.

When we got in the room, to our surprise, there was a big group of people there, and we were all under the impression that Jenn was going to be the only one showing off her hot act. But, no, there were about.. 6 other girls performing and then random parents/friends there too. ALSO, 2 dancer people that were running the thing.

So, "Chas" hands Jenn a application, and she and I sat on this long couch while Julia and Andrew sat on the floor.

We see this girl, let's call her Chicken Girl. See, while performing, she would walk around like a chicken. Not only that, she wanted everything everyone else had. We saw her perform about five different songs, and all of those songs were songs someone else had performed.. so we didn't like this girl. PLUS, she looked like a slut to the max.


So we're all sitting there, and then, who else walks in but that annoying LaLa lady.

( #3 Unbelieveable Story )

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Everyone settled then and the rehearsal went on. I was busy writing my list of things to bring to the Civic Tour show. I needed clothes, a toothbrush, and also, Dave Grohl. But where was he?

I tugged on LaLa's shirt to get her attention and said, "Excuse me, Lala, do you know where Dave Grohl is?"

She nodded and said, "Oh Mr. Grohl? Oh he's with the rest of the Food Fighters down at the MTV store meeting Kelly Clarkson."

I looked around and said, "Kelly... Clarkson?"

She nodded and I realized what was going on! Kelly Clarkson was going to kidnap the foo fighters with her crazy smile!!!


( #4 Unbelieveable Story )

When we got back to MTV Studios, it was Jenn's turn to perform. She did a great version of No Doubt's "Hella Good." And I have to say, even though she dind't get to go over her song like, a million times and didn't get to work with the dance instructor OR get advice from the other lady, she did the BEST. Maybe I'm biased, but I doubt it. The dance instructor even thought she was one of hte ones that was SUPPOSED to already be on the show. So I think she wow-ed them all.

Now it was Time to go to LA to see Good Charlotte, New Found Glory, MxPx, and the Movielife AND get our customized civic cars...

( #5 Unbelieveable Story )

So as it turns out, Kelly Clarkson isn't really crazy, Julia Stiles was just ACTING like she wanted to marry Andrew (but as time went on, she really started feeling something for him, so they're gonna give it a shot), Chicken Girl WASN'T GC's number on fan, We DIDNT win those tickets, or the cars, or the flight, or that passes, LaLa WASN'T on the phone with Ashanti, the Foo Fighters played a long to get kidnapped by Kelly Clarkson...

But on the way home, Jenn's little Beatle was stuffed. I mean YOU try fitting me, jenn, andrew, the foo fighters, adrien brody, ashton kutcher, and julia stiles in that thing. Luckily, the foo fightes volunterred to sit in the trunk.

Yesterday, we went to MTV. Jenn was supposed to be there at five to try out for Say what Kareoke. We got there early, but whatever. We go to the room and there was a lot of other people already in there that knew how to do the stuff. They had pretty much every GC Single on the song list, and she ALMOST did "Girls and Boys" but at the last minute decided on "Hella Good" and "Overprotected" by Britney. We all figured that the other people would leave adn then the people would work with Jenn, however, nope. Jenn didn't get to practice or anything before they recorded her. But she was so good, she wow-ed everyone with only ONE performance... so props to her. We went to Toys R Us, Burger King and some other stores.

NyC is dope for the soul.

You are Boys Don't Cry!


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and jenn is the mtv's current madonna-like-star. *hot item...

and i just saw a clip of harrison ford's new movie and i want to see it now.. that was hysterical.. he was riding a pink bike with balloons through traffic screaming, "POLICE! OUTTA MY WAY!!!"

priceless.